Posts Tagged ‘Zombies’
Thursday, March 4th, 2010
A fox, not unlike this one was completely f**ked up by some chickens this week.
It was reported as the light hearted animal related story that usually concludes the 6 o’clock news, but this was no cliché cat up a tree, or urban badger gets a PHD drivel that we are accustomed to as we finish our dinner. No. On the 3rd of March 2010 viewers in the south of England were told a tale of a unique instance of inter species homicide; sometime in the early hours of the morning a fox was killed by a gang of chickens as it entered their coup…
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Tags: Accountants, Badger with PHD, censorship, Chicken Intelligence, Chickens, Cockerel, Darth Vader, Double Standards, Dude, Essex, Fox, Fred Dinenage, How 2, Inter Species Homicide, Irony, Jet Ski Squirrel, Mastermind, Matthew Broderick, Murder, News, No Rape, Polar Bear, programmes that are almost good, Revenge, sexy fun time, Small Chicken Sized Furniture, Terminator, The Lion King, Unusual and Hilarious, violence, Zombies
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Sunday, November 29th, 2009
This gentleman could do with some chapstick.
Everyone and his dog (robot or otherwise) is aware that David Tennants days as The Time Lord are numbered; paving the way for the floppy haired Matt Smith to take the keys the T.A.R.D.I.S and carry on the duties as the 11th incarnation of The Doctor next year. The Waters Of Mars is the last in the series of one hour specials before the Christmas and New Years day climax that sees Tennant exit the show as the iconic Time Traveller. The Waters Of Mars excels in not only telling a interesting Doctor Who story, but drastically changes the way the audience sees the 10th Doctor. Making the wait till his inevitable exit all the more frustrating.
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Tags: Bowie, Catherine Tate, Christoper Ecclestion, Comedy Robot, David Tennant, Doctor Who, Evil Carrot, Gary Glitter painted purple, Household animal abuse, Mars, Matt Smith, n00b, Regeneration, Russell T Davis, sexy fun time, Soggy, Steven Moffat, TARDIS, The Waters Of Mars, Time Lord, Undead, Wet, WTF, Zombies
Posted in Television | 5 Comments »
Thursday, November 5th, 2009
Pixelated Ass and Giant Scary Thing... Check.
Role playing shooter (RPS for short) is the unnatural offspring formed by splicing the DNA of an FPS and RPG together. It is probably one of the greatest game genres ever to step foot on this big green and blue planet! Several games have come close to being a fully blown RPS, for example Fallout 3, yet it’s shooting mechanism, outside of V.A.T.S, was piss poor and can’t really be classed as FPS style gun handling. The S.T.A.L.K.E.R series has also come oh so near with it’s brilliant looting system and brilliant storyline. Yet it lacked any sort of leveling system which would have blown my mind. Borderlands, however, really defines what it is to be an RPS.
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Tags: BBFC, Borderlands, Call of Duty, Johnny Depp, lol, Review, Tikka, violence, Zombies
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Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
Does exactly what it says on the tin. The days of rich back stories, believable narrative development or any real point are thankfully behind us and we can enjoy film in the way that god intended, with little to no thought and lots of often unnecessary but never unwelcome violence.
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Tags: Abigail Breslin, Adventureland, Emma Stone, Jessie Eisenberg, Review, Undead, violence, Woody Harrelson, Zombies
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