Posts Tagged ‘violence’
Friday, May 21st, 2010
"Are you trying to mug me off you small bastard? I'll mug you right off if you're trying to mug me off. You mug. You're fired!...Prick"
Junior Apprentice – Lord Sugar starts shopping in the kids department.
There has been something missing from this springtime. Something vital which I have been struggling to put my finger on. No, not sunshine and blue skies. Not that feeling of optimism that summer is just around the corner. Not even Bill Oddie getting overexcited about varying species of Tits. No. What has been truly missing from this springtime: a group of over confident, sweating, verbally incontinent “business” folk all vying for the approval of that adorable little potty-mouthed teddy bear Alan Sugar. Huzzah, The Apprentice is back, and this time it’s gone Junior!
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Tags: Alan Sugar, Apprentice, Beards, Bill Oddie is a twat, cheese, Ill fitting suits, Irish Gimps, Jordan, Junior, lol, Lord Sugar Lumps, programmes that are almost good, sexy fun time, violence, WTF
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Sunday, March 21st, 2010
"One expects they will most probably arrive sometime in the evening...most probably"
The “Alien” and “Predator” series have become the prime example of what happens when people fail to leave things alone. Good things aren’t supposed to be tampered with, and extra additions to a perfectly good thing usually ends up ruining the overall experience. This is why cakes only have certain amounts of ingredients…
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Tags: Alien Vs Predator, Bill Paxton, Bishop, Bubble Works, Cake, censorship, Danny Glover, Gary Busey, Horror, lol, Marine, Not As Good As Slumdog Millionaire, P.C, Predator, PS3, Review, sexy fun time, Upstaged By Animals, violence, WTF, X-Box 360
Posted in Video Games | 4 Comments »
Thursday, March 4th, 2010
A fox, not unlike this one was completely f**ked up by some chickens this week.
It was reported as the light hearted animal related story that usually concludes the 6 o’clock news, but this was no cliché cat up a tree, or urban badger gets a PHD drivel that we are accustomed to as we finish our dinner. No. On the 3rd of March 2010 viewers in the south of England were told a tale of a unique instance of inter species homicide; sometime in the early hours of the morning a fox was killed by a gang of chickens as it entered their coup…
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Tags: Accountants, Badger with PHD, censorship, Chicken Intelligence, Chickens, Cockerel, Darth Vader, Double Standards, Dude, Essex, Fox, Fred Dinenage, How 2, Inter Species Homicide, Irony, Jet Ski Squirrel, Mastermind, Matthew Broderick, Murder, News, No Rape, Polar Bear, programmes that are almost good, Revenge, sexy fun time, Small Chicken Sized Furniture, Terminator, The Lion King, Unusual and Hilarious, violence, Zombies
Posted in Politics | 20 Comments »
Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Buy this game and kick endangered species in their loveable and scarce faces.
“The King of Iron Fist Tournament. Enter the… TEH-KENNN”
This little phrase is among my earliest memories of video games. After punching, kicking and throwing your way through eight matches of gruelling martial arts combat and beating up a big, hairy, flying troll at the end (not Bill Bailey with wings, in case you were wondering), the fight announcer would speak this line, pronounce the name of the game in a funny way, and the Tekken 3 credits would roll.
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Tags: BBFC, Beat em' Up, Bruce Lee, Hatred Of Endangered Animals, Irish Gimps, King Of Iron Fist, lol, Old People, One On One, Online Play, PS3, Revenge, Review, sexy fun time, Tekken 6, violence, WTF, X-Box 360
Posted in Video Games | 3 Comments »
Saturday, January 30th, 2010
Danny Glover. A great guy.
Another one?! Really?! Well, yes apparently. That’s right, Jigsaw is back once again to teach his victims the value of life by making them fight for it, even though he has been dead for two whole films (this guy really planned ahead). With twists behind twists, elaborate traps and more blood than any body has a right to hold the SAW franchise has had up clenching our buttcheeks and mouthing ‘ooh, right in the face’ since 2004 but will this new installment be the one to put an end to all of this gorenography? I very much doubt it.
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Tags: BBFC, cheese, Gory, Horror, Jigsaw, Jumps, lol, Meh, Nice Folks, Revenge, Review, Saw, Saw VI, sexy fun time, Tobin Bell, Traps, violence, WTF
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