Skins: A shower of bastards?
“Pah! Nuts to continuity! We don’t want it to be believable, we want it to be edgy and cool! Who needs character motivation anyway?! As long as they smoke a lot and remain unwashed then people won’t care that we’re just making it up as we go along!”
Possibly a direct quote from the head writer of Skins.
"So Doctor, what's the actual name for that elongated protrusion with the 5 wiggly bits at the end?"..."A Leg my pretty"
In my teens, I always imagined I’d want to lose my virginity in the best way possible; tied to a bed as a beautiful woman walks over in a nurse’s uniform…I would continue, but fear I may indulge too much information.
Misfits: Bloody Mental
“George michael gets away with this shit but he used to be in wham!”
Comedy Policeman…. “I have no idea why that’s out!”
“I’m being assaulted by a chick with a dick”
“They’ve sown up his clunge!”
Here a just a few genius lines from the new E4 series Misfits. Yes I have been watching this, for well a whole part of three hours and I must say it’s rather brilliant!
Being the slave to advertising that I am, I chose to watch ‘True Blood’ without actually seeing any part of the programme or even a clip. The generic country rock music and a quote from the Guardian was quite enough for me to give it a chance. Oh and the added promise of Vampires and Humans living together in harmony.
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