Posts Tagged ‘Irish Gimps’
Friday, May 21st, 2010
"Are you trying to mug me off you small bastard? I'll mug you right off if you're trying to mug me off. You mug. You're fired!...Prick"
Junior Apprentice – Lord Sugar starts shopping in the kids department.
There has been something missing from this springtime. Something vital which I have been struggling to put my finger on. No, not sunshine and blue skies. Not that feeling of optimism that summer is just around the corner. Not even Bill Oddie getting overexcited about varying species of Tits. No. What has been truly missing from this springtime: a group of over confident, sweating, verbally incontinent “business” folk all vying for the approval of that adorable little potty-mouthed teddy bear Alan Sugar. Huzzah, The Apprentice is back, and this time it’s gone Junior!
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Tags: Alan Sugar, Apprentice, Beards, Bill Oddie is a twat, cheese, Ill fitting suits, Irish Gimps, Jordan, Junior, lol, Lord Sugar Lumps, programmes that are almost good, sexy fun time, violence, WTF
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Sunday, April 11th, 2010
Alice pictured with Cheshire Cat in Wonderland sometime in the 1940's
An impatient white rabbit with a watch-fob lures a young girl down an impossibly large rabbit hole where, upon defying the simple laws of gravity by evading the impending splatter of her body on whatever may be lying in wait for her at the bottom, lands safely and embarks on many whimsical adventures. During her journey, the girl encounters growth, shrinkage, anthropomorphic playing cards, floating cats, and an excess of cups and saucers. As things begin to seem all too familiar, she ponders to herself “Have I seen this all before?” Yes dear, we all have, so many times. This is ‘Wonderland’ and you are Alice.
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Tags: Bonkers, cheese, Irish Gimps, Johnny Depp, lol, Mad Hatter, Playing cards that are alive and fight wars, programmes that are almost good, Review, sexy fun time, Tim Burton and his gf, WTF
Posted in Film | 3 Comments »
Sunday, April 11th, 2010
Skins: A shower of bastards?
“Pah! Nuts to continuity! We don’t want it to be believable, we want it to be edgy and cool! Who needs character motivation anyway?! As long as they smoke a lot and remain unwashed then people won’t care that we’re just making it up as we go along!”
Possibly a direct quote from the head writer of Skins.
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Tags: Channel 4, gobshite, Irish Gimps, lol, Nice Folks, programmes that are almost good, Revenge, sex, sexy fun time, shit, SHITE, Skins, WTF
Posted in Television | 8 Comments »
Sunday, April 11th, 2010
Bubo missing from 2010's Clash Of The Tit-Heads
There are no new ideas any more. This is what Hollywood is telling us. All humanity’s ideas were used up sometime in the last few years and have left us all scratching our collective heads about what we should do to entertain. That is until the next visionary with truly unique thinking and ideas is born from whom we can bask in their creative glory. Until then however, we as a species shall just remake everything that was made before but with a sneaky and rather clever twist. We shall make everything slightly worse. Example 1.A. the 2010 Clash Of The Titans remake.
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Tags: Bubo, Clash Of The Titans, Irish Gimps, Karken, Liam Neeson, lol, Medusa, programmes that are almost good, Ralp Fiennes, Remake, Review, Sam Worthington, sexy fun time, The Penguin, WTF
Posted in Film | 7 Comments »
Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Buy this game and kick endangered species in their loveable and scarce faces.
“The King of Iron Fist Tournament. Enter the… TEH-KENNN”
This little phrase is among my earliest memories of video games. After punching, kicking and throwing your way through eight matches of gruelling martial arts combat and beating up a big, hairy, flying troll at the end (not Bill Bailey with wings, in case you were wondering), the fight announcer would speak this line, pronounce the name of the game in a funny way, and the Tekken 3 credits would roll.
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Tags: BBFC, Beat em' Up, Bruce Lee, Hatred Of Endangered Animals, Irish Gimps, King Of Iron Fist, lol, Old People, One On One, Online Play, PS3, Revenge, Review, sexy fun time, Tekken 6, violence, WTF, X-Box 360
Posted in Video Games | 3 Comments »
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