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James Cameron’s Low Budget, Modestly Paced, And Understated Film Is A Shock Success…Cris Reviews Avatar

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

"Now Sam, may I call you Sam? If you're not willing to wear that humiliating green skin tight jumpsuit with the balls on. You can and will f**k off"

Hello there customer of the Internet! As a literate person reading this wondrous website, you probably know all about Avatar being the film of the year. If there was any doubt about this, and you are still thinking ‘Well, it might be a good film, but TRANSFORMERS 2, MAN! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE PIECE OF CINEMATIC ART THAT WAS!!’ You would be wrong. Go rethink your priorities. Now. I’ll wait.

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Tags: 3-D, Aliens, Avatar, Billie Jean, Blue, Breathtaking, Christian "Batman" Bale, Cinematic Art, Earning Mansions, Environmental Concerns, Film, Friends, Giovanni Ribisi, Gone In 60 Seconds, Good For Slow People, Interspecies Relations, James Cameron, Johnny Depp, Lost, Maths, Micheal Jackson, Michelle Rodriguez, Na'vi, Potentially Award Winning, Resident Evil, Review, Revolutionising Cinema, Sam Worthington, Sci-Fi, sexy fun time, Sigourney Weaver, Smurfs, Terminator, The Abyss, Transformers 2
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We Want Brian Blessed To Play The Role Of Dusty Springfield In The Upcoming Biopic. He Has The Voice. Splice His Head On To Lindsey Lohan’s Body. Now The Transformation Is Complete!…Kim Haydon Looks At Hollywood Body Doubles

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Jimi Hendrix as Jennifer Beals as Alex in Flashdance

Nudity is one of those great treats in life. Since the dawn of time people have been playing the mental undressing game. It’s a little known fact that cave people only invented fire so they could see each other naked in the dark. So when film happened, it was only a matter of time before nudity on film happened. But for varying reasons of vanity and general fear of exposing podgy bits, a critical debate has emerged: to bare or not to bare?

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Tags: Body Doubles, Butt Double, Calendar Girls, Christopher Walken, Daniel Craig, Elizabeth Hurly, Flash Dance, Friends, Geena Davis, Hellen Mirren, Hollywood Trickery, Hugh Grant, Jennifer Aniston, Juila Robets, Julie Walters, lol, Nake Revolution, Notting Hill, Nudity, Richard Gere, sexy fun time, Thelma And Louse
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Why I Hate Jennifer Aniston By Kim Haydon

Monday, December 7th, 2009

"Haha! You know you're right! 'Along Came Polly' was shit"

Undoubtedly the most beautiful and best loved Friend, Jennifer Aniston had all the potential of great Hollywood success. She lit up the small screen with such ease, yet her every attempt at mirroring this success on the silver screen has pandered into total insignificance.

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Tags: Along Came Polly, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Bruce Almighty, Channel 4, Cheer the F**k Up and gain some weight, Friends, Jennifer Aniston, Marley And Me, PC, Picture Perfect, programmes that are almost good, Rachel, Review, RomComs, sexy fun time, Tattooed Hunk Of Gristle, The Break Up, The Good Girl, The Object of My Affection, Upstaged By Animals, Vince Vaughn's Tired Face
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