Posts Tagged ‘Christian “Batman” Bale’
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010
"Keep Your you pretentious, sunglasses-wearing, famine and poverty loving hands off my 48 year legacy Bono!"
Sony Pictures have recently announced that director Sam Raimi will not be returning to work on the Spider-Man movie franchise along with actor Tobey Maguire. Instead Sony intend to completely reboot the character in 2012. With the departure of Raimi, a proposed “reboot” (sigh), and a Broadway musical with music written by Bono and The Edge (ffs) bright does the web-slingers future look? As bright as his iconic and probably uncomfortable costume, or as bleak as Tobey Maguire’s expressionless face?
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Tags: 20th Century Fox, Alfred Molina, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Aunt May, Batman Begins, Bono, Brett Ranter, Bruce Wayne, Bryce Dallas Howard, Christian "Batman" Bale, Curt Connors, Dementia, Die Hard, Disappointment, Doctor Octopus, Dylan Baker, Emo, Fantastic Four, Franchise, Gay Power Rangers, George Lucas, Gobshites, Gwen Stacy, Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull., Jazz, John Malkovich, Kirsten Dunst, Len Wiseman, lol, Mary Jane, Paul W.S Anderson, Peter Parker, Probably, Reboot, Rocky, Rosemary Harris, Sam Raimi, Script Problems, sexy fun time, Sony Pictures, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3, Spider-Man 4, Star Trek, Star Wars, Studio Involvement, Talking Drivel, Terminator, Terminator Salvation, The Dark Knight, The Edge, The Lizard, The Spectacular Spider-Man, The Vulture, Things That Are Quite Long, Tim Story, Tobey MaGuire, Topher Grace, Trilogy, Venom, WTF
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Saturday, January 9th, 2010
"Now Sam, may I call you Sam? If you're not willing to wear that humiliating green skin tight jumpsuit with the balls on. You can and will f**k off"
Hello there customer of the Internet! As a literate person reading this wondrous website, you probably know all about Avatar being the film of the year. If there was any doubt about this, and you are still thinking ‘Well, it might be a good film, but TRANSFORMERS 2, MAN! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE PIECE OF CINEMATIC ART THAT WAS!!’ You would be wrong. Go rethink your priorities. Now. I’ll wait.
Done?
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Tags: 3-D, Aliens, Avatar, Billie Jean, Blue, Breathtaking, Christian "Batman" Bale, Cinematic Art, Earning Mansions, Environmental Concerns, Film, Friends, Giovanni Ribisi, Gone In 60 Seconds, Good For Slow People, Interspecies Relations, James Cameron, Johnny Depp, Lost, Maths, Micheal Jackson, Michelle Rodriguez, Na'vi, Potentially Award Winning, Resident Evil, Review, Revolutionising Cinema, Sam Worthington, Sci-Fi, sexy fun time, Sigourney Weaver, Smurfs, Terminator, The Abyss, Transformers 2
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Sunday, November 15th, 2009
Terminator Salvation... It's good! Honest!
Coming from a boy who grew up with TERMINATOR 2 and considers it a top contender for best sequel ever made (ALIENS being the other contender) I’ve become somewhat of a terminator snob. I wouldn’t quite say that TERMINATOR SALVATION is a remarkable sequel but it is definitely superior to TERMINATOR 3. But then again, that’s not saying much. The 3rd installment was rife with narrative, and continuity errors which just boiled my brain.
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Tags: Already Happened In War Of The Worlds, Christian "Batman" Bale, Gay Heart Transplant, John Connor, Kyle Reese, Review, ROBOT WARS, sexy fun time, Skynet, Terminator, Time Travel, USB Doom, violence
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