"Are you trying to mug me off you small bastard? I'll mug you right off if you're trying to mug me off. You mug. You're fired!...Prick"
Junior Apprentice – Lord Sugar starts shopping in the kids department.
There has been something missing from this springtime. Something vital which I have been struggling to put my finger on. No, not sunshine and blue skies. Not that feeling of optimism that summer is just around the corner. Not even Bill Oddie getting overexcited about varying species of Tits. No. What has been truly missing from this springtime: a group of over confident, sweating, verbally incontinent “business” folk all vying for the approval of that adorable little potty-mouthed teddy bear Alan Sugar. Huzzah, The Apprentice is back, and this time it’s gone Junior!
Alice pictured with Cheshire Cat in Wonderland sometime in the 1940's
An impatient white rabbit with a watch-fob lures a young girl down an impossibly large rabbit hole where, upon defying the simple laws of gravity by evading the impending splatter of her body on whatever may be lying in wait for her at the bottom, lands safely and embarks on many whimsical adventures. During her journey, the girl encounters growth, shrinkage, anthropomorphic playing cards, floating cats, and an excess of cups and saucers. As things begin to seem all too familiar, she ponders to herself “Have I seen this all before?” Yes dear, we all have, so many times. This is ‘Wonderland’ and you are Alice.
Danny Glover. A great guy.
Another one?! Really?! Well, yes apparently. That’s right, Jigsaw is back once again to teach his victims the value of life by making them fight for it, even though he has been dead for two whole films (this guy really planned ahead). With twists behind twists, elaborate traps and more blood than any body has a right to hold the SAW franchise has had up clenching our buttcheeks and mouthing ‘ooh, right in the face’ since 2004 but will this new installment be the one to put an end to all of this gorenography? I very much doubt it.
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