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I Like That Bit In Skins When They All Get Pissed Up And Have A Right Laugh, I Love That Character That Is Popular Because He/She Is Cool But Troubled. I Connect With Him/Her…Kim Haydon Hates On Skins Series 4

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Skins: A shower of bastards?

“Pah! Nuts to continuity! We don’t want it to be believable, we want it to be edgy and cool! Who needs character motivation anyway?! As long as they smoke a lot and remain unwashed then people won’t care that we’re just making it up as we go along!”

Possibly a direct quote from the head writer of Skins.

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If You Ignore The Desperate Decaying Banshees Of Loose Women, Katie (The Rejected Missing Link) Price, Piers “What A Gobsh*te” Morgan, And Most Of The Other Drivel That Is On T.V. You Might Find Something Worth Watching…Kim Haydon Did That Very Thing

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

"I'm afraid our darkest fears have been confirmed Robin. Piers Morgan appears to be on television more and more these days, and it appears people have forgotten what a social parasite he is!" "Holy smarmy, self-satisfied sh*t Batman!"

An elusive creature, visible only to the few who wish to seek it. A solitary beast, those who lay their eyes upon it may be captivated by its splendour, or else they might blink and miss its beauty forever more. The Best Kept Secrets of television programming are something only the privileged few are privy to…

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Celebrity Big Brother Is Back This Time With 100% Less Racism…Cris Looks At Said Programme

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Stephen Baldwin: A Twat? (1 of 12)

So, television really isn’t offering anything new at the moment. There is practically nothing worth mentioning. Hold on, when did that massive elephant in the corner arrive? And why is it watching ‘Celebrity’ Big Brother? *

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Why I Hate Jennifer Aniston By Kim Haydon

Monday, December 7th, 2009

"Haha! You know you're right! 'Along Came Polly' was shit"

"Haha! You know you're right! 'Along Came Polly' was shit"

Undoubtedly the most beautiful and best loved Friend, Jennifer Aniston had all the potential of great Hollywood success. She lit up the small screen with such ease, yet her every attempt at mirroring this success on the silver screen has pandered into total insignificance.

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Channel 4 Awards Super ASBO’s! Hilarity Ensues…Mike Chilton Reviews Misfits

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Misfits: Bloody Mental

Misfits: Bloody Mental

“George michael gets away with this shit but he used to be in wham!”

Comedy Policeman…. “I have no idea why that’s out!”

“I’m being assaulted by a chick with a dick”

“They’ve sown up his clunge!”

Here a just a few genius lines from the new E4 series Misfits. Yes I have been watching this, for well a whole part of three hours and I must say it’s rather brilliant!

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