Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity’
Friday, February 12th, 2010

"Ask Wesley" is in no way associated with popular movie actor Wesley Snipes or his estate.
ASK WESLEY provides brutally honest advice for those in need of help from a friendly celebrity face. Ask Wesley is you one stop shop if you need a multimillion dollar shoulder to cry on (metaphorically of course, don‘t be coming round my house with your weeping face or there will be no advice for you).
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Tags: Advice, Celebrity, Child, Child Points, Crazy Abbreviation Capers, DNA, Evading Capture, Ex-Girlfriend, Father, Favourite Colour, Hobbies, ITV, Jeremy Kyle, Laboratory, Metaphorical shit, Pseudonym, Sylvester Stallone, Things That Could Up To 15 Minutes, Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes
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Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Stephen Baldwin: A Twat? (1 of 12)
So, television really isn’t offering anything new at the moment. There is practically nothing worth mentioning. Hold on, when did that massive elephant in the corner arrive? And why is it watching ‘Celebrity’ Big Brother? *
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Tags: Alex Reid, Bankruptcy-Facing Personalities, Basshunter, Big Brother, Born Again Christain, Celebrity, Channel 4, Creepy Mo-Fo, Dane Bowers, Davina McCall, Dickhead, E4, Elephant Watching Televison, Escape, Fight, Flinstones, Gazza's Balls, Gone In 60 Seconds, Heat Magazine, Heather Mills, Heidi Fleiss, Housemates, Idiots, Jack Dee, Jordan, Katia Ivanova, Katie Price, Lady Sovereign, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Mean Machine, Nicola T, Not As Good As Slumdog Millionaire, programmes that are almost good, Rolling Stones, sexy fun time, Sisqo, Sky, Snatch, Stephanie Beacham, Stephen Baldwin, Tag Team Champs, Televised Murder?, Television, The Thong Song, Things That, Things That Vinnie Jones Should Hit, Usual Suspects, Vinnie Jones, WWE
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Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Jonathan Ross is still yet to reply to our kind offer of a temporary contract with It's Not A Tumour!
In this celebrity obsessed culture in which we live, chat shows are really the closet thing possible to ‘knowing’ who a celebrity is or what they are about. It is a place where celebrities can talk about how magnificent they are and how they are just like the ‘rest of us’. But now, the chat show hosts are the celebrities. This was emphasized just last week when Jonathon Ross announced he would be leaving the BBC after 13 years. It was a media frenzy.
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Tags: Andrew Sachs, BBC, Brad Pitt, Celebrity, Chat Show, Chlamydia, Comic Relief, Coronation Street, Davina McCall, Friday Night With Jonathon Ross, Graham Norton, Hollywood, Jabba The Hut, Jo Brand, Jonathan Ross, Kerry Katona, Media Frenzy, Parkinson, Piers Morgan, Russell Brand, Tom Cruise
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