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It’s Not A Tumour! Is Extremely Proud To Present The New Semi-Weekly Advice Column…ASK WESLEY: “Safe And Sound Advice From One Brother To Another”

Friday, February 12th, 2010

"Ask Wesley" is in no way associated with popular movie actor Wesley Snipes or his estate.

ASK WESLEY provides brutally honest advice for those in need of help from a friendly celebrity face. Ask Wesley is you one stop shop if you need a multimillion dollar shoulder to cry on (metaphorically of course, don‘t be coming round my house with your weeping face or there will be no advice for you).

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Celebrity Big Brother Is Back This Time With 100% Less Racism…Cris Looks At Said Programme

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Stephen Baldwin: A Twat? (1 of 12)

So, television really isn’t offering anything new at the moment. There is practically nothing worth mentioning. Hold on, when did that massive elephant in the corner arrive? And why is it watching ‘Celebrity’ Big Brother? *

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After Negotiating With Satan For Several Months. Andrew Sachs Has Succeeded In Stage One Of His Plan To Ruin Jonathan Ross’ Life…Alan Ferguson Takes A Look At Ross’ BBC Departure.

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Jonathan Ross is still yet to reply to our kind offer of a temporary contract with It's Not A Tumour!

In this celebrity obsessed culture in which we live, chat shows are really the closet thing possible to ‘knowing’ who a celebrity is or what they are about. It is a place where celebrities can talk about how magnificent they are and how they are just like the ‘rest of us’. But now, the chat show hosts are the celebrities. This was emphasized just last week when Jonathon Ross announced he would be leaving the BBC after 13 years. It was a media frenzy.

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