Posts Tagged ‘BBFC’
Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Buy this game and kick endangered species in their loveable and scarce faces.
“The King of Iron Fist Tournament. Enter the… TEH-KENNN”
This little phrase is among my earliest memories of video games. After punching, kicking and throwing your way through eight matches of gruelling martial arts combat and beating up a big, hairy, flying troll at the end (not Bill Bailey with wings, in case you were wondering), the fight announcer would speak this line, pronounce the name of the game in a funny way, and the Tekken 3 credits would roll.
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Tags: BBFC, Beat em' Up, Bruce Lee, Hatred Of Endangered Animals, Irish Gimps, King Of Iron Fist, lol, Old People, One On One, Online Play, PS3, Revenge, Review, sexy fun time, Tekken 6, violence, WTF, X-Box 360
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Saturday, January 30th, 2010
Danny Glover. A great guy.
Another one?! Really?! Well, yes apparently. That’s right, Jigsaw is back once again to teach his victims the value of life by making them fight for it, even though he has been dead for two whole films (this guy really planned ahead). With twists behind twists, elaborate traps and more blood than any body has a right to hold the SAW franchise has had up clenching our buttcheeks and mouthing ‘ooh, right in the face’ since 2004 but will this new installment be the one to put an end to all of this gorenography? I very much doubt it.
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Tags: BBFC, cheese, Gory, Horror, Jigsaw, Jumps, lol, Meh, Nice Folks, Revenge, Review, Saw, Saw VI, sexy fun time, Tobin Bell, Traps, violence, WTF
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Thursday, November 5th, 2009
Pixelated Ass and Giant Scary Thing... Check.
Role playing shooter (RPS for short) is the unnatural offspring formed by splicing the DNA of an FPS and RPG together. It is probably one of the greatest game genres ever to step foot on this big green and blue planet! Several games have come close to being a fully blown RPS, for example Fallout 3, yet it’s shooting mechanism, outside of V.A.T.S, was piss poor and can’t really be classed as FPS style gun handling. The S.T.A.L.K.E.R series has also come oh so near with it’s brilliant looting system and brilliant storyline. Yet it lacked any sort of leveling system which would have blown my mind. Borderlands, however, really defines what it is to be an RPS.
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Tags: BBFC, Borderlands, Call of Duty, Johnny Depp, lol, Review, Tikka, violence, Zombies
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Thursday, October 29th, 2009
Do video games encourage debauchery?
Guns. Who doesn’t like guns? I think it is fair to say that most warm blooded males have a natural desire to shoot a gun. The only thing that stops most of us from doing so is due to the fact that 95% don’t live in a country which prides itself on having the constitutional right to bear arms. Luckily though, video games were invented to cater for our primitive urges without having to worry about the inherent dangers of running about with loaded weapons.
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Tags: BBFC, Blood, Call of Duty, censorship, Children, Controversy, Gore, Johnny Depp, lol, manhunt, Nazi, Outrage, Realism, Review, sexy fun time, Silent Hill, Suitability, Video Games, violence, War, Weapons
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