Comments on: Why I Hate Jennifer Aniston By Kim Haydon

By: Kay

Kay — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 03:09:02 +0000

SORRY, BUT ANGELINA JOLIE IS…AND ALWAYS WILL BE…SUPERIOR TO MANISTON.

SUPERIOR IN ACTING
SUPERIOR IN PHILANTHROPY
SUPERIOR IN RELATIONSHIPS
SUPERIOR IN AWARDS
SUPERIOR IN LOOKS
SUPERIOR IN SPIRIT
SUPERIOR IN ACCOLADES
SUPERIOR IN MOTHERHOOD.

…I stumbled upon your site….and the only reason I am commenting and being so harsh towards your IDOL maniston is because you DARED say nasty things about the wonderful Angelina Jolie. I know you posted this last year, but thankfully, I think everyone (including you fans) are seeing who the better woman these days. Aniston is slowly self-distructing, what with the naked GQ cover shots and the perfume pimping and the insulting mentally challenged by saying the word ‘RETARD’ on tv and insulting FATHERS by saying they are no longer needed to start a family…., poor thing, and I am enjoying every minute of the self-distruction, because her fans are sooo cruel and unfair and racist towards her adoptive kids. That is why jen remains unhappy….her fans are creating BAD karma for her. LOL!

By: Yelter Borgstein

Yelter Borgstein — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:30:54 +0000

From a balance-sheet perspective, Jennifer Aniston is good news. Maaaaaaany many dollars to be MADE when she’s in the cast.

By: Julian Krispel

Julian Krispel — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:42:41 +0000

What a great article, this website always gets me laughing

By: gINTERboyBRRAAAAP!

gINTERboyBRRAAAAP! — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:14:21 +0000

BOOM! Jo, I dunt fink ur bein serios, da brick thrower waz a guy innit.

Now, I kno I upset a lot of peepl wiv my rap*, but bricking my ouse in is GOING too far!

Hooever it wos, u gotta say sori 2 my dad! Good luck! BRRRRREEEEP!

Biy for now fans, keep sendin da luv!!!

*Due to the fucking AA BB CC etc rhyming structure, the rap was techincally ‘post-rap’, and bears strong similarities to such luminaries of the genre as ‘Smiler’ Flush, Silly Crablin, Rottin Teef, Dr Bass (Phd), Thoughts Man, and Fostor Pilkington.

By: Gary Baldy

Gary Baldy — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:45:57 +0000

^write another fucking article, I’ve read this one.

By: kimmyfanclub

kimmyfanclub — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:23:05 +0000

Kimmy’s no.1 fan here (also called Kimmy, looks a lot like her, might be her)…just stopping by to say:

25 whole comments? some good, some bad, and some hard core MC-ing. WHOOP WHOOP!

By: jo

jo — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:02:07 +0000

it was me

By: gINTERboyBRRAAAAP!

gINTERboyBRRAAAAP! — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:36:45 +0000

Wich 1 of u DICKHEADS BRICKED mi window in earlier.

By: jo

jo — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:00:00 +0000

love it kimmy

The thing is, this all suggests that our beloved Jennifer is in fact not such a great actress!
Her acting is safe and seemingly blinkered to the Rom/Com role. It is the Rachael character in friends which set her up for the roles in the films she has been in, and i suppose for film directors to cast her in the first place

As you say, i would feel sorry for her.. but sorry shes got one hell of a body and shes beautiful so think shes got enough to be fair

By: gINTERboyBRRAAAAP!

gINTERboyBRRAAAAP! — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:50:01 +0000

WHAT?! WHAT?! Who iz u callin nonsense blud! AW SHIT! U sooooooo shuddnt hav dun that, AW SHIT MAN!! Im the baddest tosser in Stevenage, da nayburs know wen im around u know and they is scared of me. WHA!!!! der iz only 2 ways of sotin dis owt: 1. Scrap n 2. MC battle. Now u all know how 2 MC or else u iz sum kind of bender so get dose killa words reddy BRAP BRAP bring it on TWATZ!! AW SHIT!!!! XD

Im finking dat dis situashun iz coz dey r hating an
I will clobber any tosser who screwz wiv ma posseh
I av shagged all da hoes an broken every nose
If u want a fight ill give u a fight all rite!
Cos I iz a bad boi an u leve me no choice
im gunna stamp on ur grack an give u a smack!
Chewing da brinto an stealing da Vimto
dey say im a chav and yes im a chav
WHAT OF IT!! Im defnitly not shit.
U says not a tumer now get-a-sum humer
my tumer is warts, from fackin them whores
i dint use a jonny, but fey gave me a lolly!
My nob aint dat big so i no dat dey fib
wen dey say i was good CUZ BLUD, IM NOT GOOD!!!
peeple fink im a minger so i give dem da finger
but sumtimes i wunda if my shaggin numba
is hi enuf 4 me, my m8s hav had 3
times as many hoes, which jus goez 2 show
dat im an ugly twat hooz adicted too crack
but dis website has pissed me off, BIZZIE TO DA BOFF!
If u fink uv had me jopped, den its time dat u stopped
Cuz wivout evin tryin ive slapped u by rhymin!

BRRRAAAAP!!! TGGGGGGYAAA!!!! Now u can show us ow hard u fink nu r but ur not hard cos u r all a bunch of pussiez innit WHAT!!! POW! WEER RIZING UP NOW! BOOM! Biy wunce agen fanz!!! BOOOING!! BLAM!

By: kim@itsnotatumour.com

kim@itsnotatumour.com — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:56:03 +0000

Whoop! 20 whole comments on my article!
they may have all been nonsense, but they are comments nonetheless.

Mini wave in celebration to me.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:49:42 +0000

^what is this meaning?

By: gINTERboyBRRAAAAP!

gINTERboyBRRAAAAP! — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:29:22 +0000

Hi agen fanz!! OH MY DAYS Keiran ur like blablabla U KNOW and ur also like talktalktalktalk but u dont talk SENSE! POW! And reginald mi man reginald wot du u fink dat ur playin @ boi we’re rising up now and ur jus tryin 2 corze beef u know and i fink POW coz if u dont sort it aht now den POW u know POW rite in ur gob POW POW ull wish u neva messd wiv me boi oh my dayz POW we’re rising up now oh my dayz POW I mean like really POW oh my dayz blud OH MY DAYZ! OH MY DAYZ, OH MY PAYS! Just, POW ull wish ud neva spoken ur stupid forts blud cuz we’re rising up now POW u know its gunna happen boi cuz we’re rising up now POW POW POW an down u go m8 POW u shud keep ur wize wordz 2 urself boi cos den i rely will POW u in2 DA NEXT FINANCIAL YEAR so keep it shut bellface or else POW I dont wanna hav 2 but I will if u make me boi POW I mean like POW! We’re rising up now boi POW so marf shut yeh or POW and Im not even jokin OH MY DAYZ Im not even jokin cos POW is gonna happon 2 u coz we’re rising up now m8y blud boi geeza POW POW POW POW POW POW we’re rising up now POW POW POW! And den u fall bown OH MY DAYZ and den u fall down.

POW! We’re rizing up now, we’re rising up now! POW! POW! We’re rising up now! OH MY DAYZ! POW!

Peace. Biy agen 4 now fanz!!!!! POW!

By: Keiran

Keiran — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:36:33 +0000

It’s ok Reginald, your intellect is vast and mighty, I am but a humble dick sucker, looking to the heavens, wishing I will one day comment with the integrity and conviction that your words possess

By: Reginald Arnold

Reginald Arnold — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:10:34 +0000

I retract that Keiran, you made a very good point.
Maybe I should have read the article properly before I put you down, now I’m a laughing stock

By: thom@itsnotatumour.com

thom@itsnotatumour.com — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:48:21 +0000

I didn’t read it, I just looked at the pictures.

By: Reginald Arnold

Reginald Arnold — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:01:56 +0000

@Keiran that WAS the point

By: Keiran

Keiran — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:05:39 +0000

I see your point but perhaps she just stay’s too much like Rachael in all of them??????

By: gINTERboyBRRAAAAP!

gINTERboyBRRAAAAP! — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:44:12 +0000

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By: kim@itsnotatumour.com

kim@itsnotatumour.com — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:03:21 +0000

Lolz @Kevin