It's Not A Tumour! http://www.itsnotatumour.com BEST.WEBSITE.EVER Thu, 01 Jul 2010 20:18:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 It’s Not A Tumour Is Here To Help. We Believe Children (And Selected Adults) Are Our Future. Submissions For This Years Witney Film Festival Are Now Open…Dave Hammond Advertises http://www.itsnotatumour.com/witney-film-festival/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/witney-film-festival/#comments Thu, 01 Jul 2010 20:16:19 +0000 Dave http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=988 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/witney-film-festival/feed/ 0 “WTF? LOLWUT? I Beg Your Pardon? What Is This? What Are These People Talking About And Why Are They Doing These Things? What’chu Talkin’ ’bout Willis?” Are All Questions The Creators Of Lost Have Promised Answers To…Kim Haydon Reviews The Last Episode Of Lost http://www.itsnotatumour.com/last_lost/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/last_lost/#comments Fri, 04 Jun 2010 08:22:36 +0000 kim@itsnotatumour.com http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=977 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/last_lost/feed/ 0 Bearded Business Man Terrorises Children For One Hour For Several Weeks For The Viewing Pleasure Of Millions. Are You Not Entertained?!…Kim Haydon Supports Bullying And Watches The Junior Apprentice http://www.itsnotatumour.com/junior_apprentice/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/junior_apprentice/#comments Fri, 21 May 2010 21:34:58 +0000 kim@itsnotatumour.com http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=964 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/junior_apprentice/feed/ 1 King Of Kooky Tim Burton Makes Wacky Film Based On A Mad And Unrealistic Book With Crazy Characters With Johnny Depp And Helena Bonham Carter…Kim Haydon Reviews Alice In Wonderland http://www.itsnotatumour.com/alice_in_wonderland_review/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/alice_in_wonderland_review/#comments Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:45:23 +0000 kim@itsnotatumour.com http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=929 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/alice_in_wonderland_review/feed/ 3 I Like That Bit In Skins When They All Get Pissed Up And Have A Right Laugh, I Love That Character That Is Popular Because He/She Is Cool But Troubled. I Connect With Him/Her…Kim Haydon Hates On Skins Series 4 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/skin_series_4/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/skin_series_4/#comments Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:44:28 +0000 kim@itsnotatumour.com http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=945 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/skin_series_4/feed/ 8 You Know Needs Doing? Popular Culture Rape. We’ve Done Star Wars and Indiana Jones, We’ll Do Clash Now Then Move On To Back To The Future After A Sit Down…Dave Hammond Reviews Clash Of The Titans http://www.itsnotatumour.com/clash_of_the_titans/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/clash_of_the_titans/#comments Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:43:57 +0000 Dave http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=938 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/clash_of_the_titans/feed/ 7 Aliens Versus A Different Type Of Alien Versus Humans. To The Aliens, Humans Must Appear Rather Alien. Aliens Versus Aliens From Different Perspectives (If You Are An Alien)…Dave Hammond Reviews Aliens vs Predator. http://www.itsnotatumour.com/avp_review/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/avp_review/#comments Sun, 21 Mar 2010 17:23:43 +0000 Dave http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=919 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/avp_review/feed/ 4 If You Ignore The Desperate Decaying Banshees Of Loose Women, Katie (The Rejected Missing Link) Price, Piers “What A Gobsh*te” Morgan, And Most Of The Other Drivel That Is On T.V. You Might Find Something Worth Watching…Kim Haydon Did That Very Thing http://www.itsnotatumour.com/good_television/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/good_television/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:25:58 +0000 kim@itsnotatumour.com http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=901 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/good_television/feed/ 2 A Fox In The South Of England Is Brutally Murdered By A Gang Of Chickens. This Is Real News, Although It Sounds Made Up. It Really Isn’t…Dave Hammond Investigates http://www.itsnotatumour.com/chickens_kill_fox/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/chickens_kill_fox/#comments Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:27:19 +0000 Dave http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=862 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/chickens_kill_fox/feed/ 20 It’s Not A Tumour! Is Extremely Proud To Present The New Semi-Weekly Advice Column…ASK WESLEY: “Safe And Sound Advice From One Brother To Another” http://www.itsnotatumour.com/ask-wesley-1/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/ask-wesley-1/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:45:43 +0000 Dave http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=824 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/ask-wesley-1/feed/ 15 In My Day, These Young Scallywags Would Be Doing Their National Service Instead Of Going Out Until The Early Hours Being Outrageous And Trendy…Kim Haydon Looks At The New Series Of Skins http://www.itsnotatumour.com/skins-review/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/skins-review/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:43:44 +0000 kim@itsnotatumour.com http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=829 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/skins-review/feed/ 2 So What Qualifications Did You get From Highschool? Well I Have a B- In Jazz Hand Theory, a C In Dancing In Unison, And an A+ In Grinning Inanely…Kim Haydon Watches Glee http://www.itsnotatumour.com/glee-review/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/glee-review/#comments Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:40:50 +0000 kim@itsnotatumour.com http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=800 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/glee-review/feed/ 5 King Of The Iron Fist Tournament Still Remains The Safe Haven For Those Who Hate The Elderly, Women, Animals, Most Ethnic Groups, And Mythical Beasts And Want To Give Them A Damn Good Thrashing…Sam Divey Reviews Tekken 6 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/tekken-6-review/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/tekken-6-review/#comments Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:40:21 +0000 Sam http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=794 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/tekken-6-review/feed/ 3 Apple Unveil Strange Monolithic Omniscient Tablet, People Buy In Droves But Not Sure Why…Dave Gets Hands On With The Apple iPad http://www.itsnotatumour.com/apple-ipad-hands-on-review/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/apple-ipad-hands-on-review/#comments Sat, 30 Jan 2010 12:58:56 +0000 Dave http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=756 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/apple-ipad-hands-on-review/feed/ 1 Where Is Danny Glover? When Is Danny Glover Coming Back? Why Don’t You Know?…Kesley Wilson Reviews A Danny Glover-less Saw VI DVD http://www.itsnotatumour.com/saw-vi-review/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/saw-vi-review/#comments Sat, 30 Jan 2010 12:58:05 +0000 kesley@itsnotatumour.com http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=753 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/saw-vi-review/feed/ 3 It’s Not A Tumour! Has Never Been One To Make Shocking Statements But…All The Worlds Problems Will Be Solved If Rick Moranis Returned…James Osey Looks At The Guiding Light http://www.itsnotatumour.com/rick-moranis-we-love-you/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/rick-moranis-we-love-you/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:12:05 +0000 james@itsnotatumour.com http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=693 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/rick-moranis-we-love-you/feed/ 10 Desperate To Repeat The Success Of Lord Of The Rings, Viggo Mortensen Stars In Another Film About People Walking…Mike Chilton Reviews The Road http://www.itsnotatumour.com/the-road-review/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/the-road-review/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:11:11 +0000 mike@itsnotatumour.com http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=724 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/the-road-review/feed/ 4 If ‘God Of War’ and ‘Legend Of Zelda’ Failed To Watch Jeremy Kyle And Didn’t Take Precautions In The Bedroom This Is What You’d Get…Jake Bailey Reviews Darksiders http://www.itsnotatumour.com/darksiders-review/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/darksiders-review/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:08:14 +0000 jake@itsnotatumour.com http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=651 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/darksiders-review/feed/ 0 Celebrity Big Brother Is Back This Time With 100% Less Racism…Cris Looks At Said Programme http://www.itsnotatumour.com/celebrity-big-brother/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/celebrity-big-brother/#comments Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:12:42 +0000 cris@itsnotatumour.com http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=579 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/celebrity-big-brother/feed/ 6 In The Next Exciting Issue Of The Amazing Spider-Man: Our Hero Has His Face Ripped Off And Replaced With Zac Efron Or Some Other Pre-Teen Irritant…Dave Hammond Looks At The Spider-Man Movie Franchise Reboot http://www.itsnotatumour.com/spider-man-franchise-reboot/ http://www.itsnotatumour.com/spider-man-franchise-reboot/#comments Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:11:55 +0000 Dave http://www.itsnotatumour.com/?p=596 http://www.itsnotatumour.com/spider-man-franchise-reboot/feed/ 3