Archive for the ‘Television’ Category
Friday, June 4th, 2010
Magic Numbers? F**k off.
Lost – such an appropriate title for a drama that has left viewers the world over exclaiming “WHAT?! Yes, after six years of not knowing what on earth is going on, Lost has come to an end, and still, nobody knows what on earth went on.
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Tags: A bit lame, An islands, And it was all a dream..., cheese, cop out, Crock of shit, Daniel Farraday, Episode, Good vs Evil, J.J Abrams, Jacob, Jeffrey Lieber, Lame black smoke, lol, lolwut, Lost, Lost is gay, Lost of the series, Making it home in time for tea, Man In Black, Much rojoicing, Mystery, Oceanic Flight 815, Others, programmes that are almost good, sexy fun time, WTF
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Friday, May 21st, 2010
"Are you trying to mug me off you small bastard? I'll mug you right off if you're trying to mug me off. You mug. You're fired!...Prick"
Junior Apprentice – Lord Sugar starts shopping in the kids department.
There has been something missing from this springtime. Something vital which I have been struggling to put my finger on. No, not sunshine and blue skies. Not that feeling of optimism that summer is just around the corner. Not even Bill Oddie getting overexcited about varying species of Tits. No. What has been truly missing from this springtime: a group of over confident, sweating, verbally incontinent “business” folk all vying for the approval of that adorable little potty-mouthed teddy bear Alan Sugar. Huzzah, The Apprentice is back, and this time it’s gone Junior!
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Tags: Alan Sugar, Apprentice, Beards, Bill Oddie is a twat, cheese, Ill fitting suits, Irish Gimps, Jordan, Junior, lol, Lord Sugar Lumps, programmes that are almost good, sexy fun time, violence, WTF
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Sunday, April 11th, 2010
Skins: A shower of bastards?
“Pah! Nuts to continuity! We don’t want it to be believable, we want it to be edgy and cool! Who needs character motivation anyway?! As long as they smoke a lot and remain unwashed then people won’t care that we’re just making it up as we go along!”
Possibly a direct quote from the head writer of Skins.
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Tags: Channel 4, gobshite, Irish Gimps, lol, Nice Folks, programmes that are almost good, Revenge, sex, sexy fun time, shit, SHITE, Skins, WTF
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Friday, February 12th, 2010
The daughter of Mr. T joins the cast of Skins. Let's hope Ms. T is just as outrageously trendy/troubled as the rest of the gang.
Nine angsty teens, high on drugs, shagging around, going to raves, wearing yesterday’s pants, and romping in the woods…hang on! I make that Pimms O’Clock! Don’t you?!
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Tags: Curious Gay Men, Poor Boy To Girl Ratio, Raves, Romping In Woodland Areas, Shagging, Skins, Teen Wolf, Things That Are A Bit Like Saved By The Bell, Twitterverse, Yesterdays Pants
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Thursday, February 4th, 2010
The singing and dancing cast of Glee. I however fear the chap in the wheelchair will not get an opportunity to develop his quickstep.
American high school setting, singing, clichéd but questionably hot characters, singing, dark humour, singing, Jane Lynch being totally brilliant, singing, dancing, and yet more singing. New hit musical comedy Glee is set to become the most popular form of escapism for the (female) population.
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Tags: 40 Year Old Virgin, American High School, American Import, Aretha Franklin, Cheerleaders, Choir, Cliché, Comedy, Cover, Dancing, Dashings of Jazz, Distracting Comedy Fluff, Don't Stop Believing, Escapism For Ladies, Glee, Glee Club, Gleed, iTunes, Jane Lynch, Jocks, Journey, Madonna, Mr Schuster, Musical, Nerds, Nip/Tuck, Rhianna, Role Models, Singing, Songs, Students, Sue Sylvsters
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