"I'm afraid our darkest fears have been confirmed Robin. Piers Morgan appears to be on television more and more these days, and it appears people have forgotten what a social parasite he is!" "Holy smarmy, self-satisfied sh*t Batman!"
An elusive creature, visible only to the few who wish to seek it. A solitary beast, those who lay their eyes upon it may be captivated by its splendour, or else they might blink and miss its beauty forever more. The Best Kept Secrets of television programming are something only the privileged few are privy to…
