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Thursday, March 4th, 2010
A fox, not unlike this one was completely f**ked up by some chickens this week.
It was reported as the light hearted animal related story that usually concludes the 6 o’clock news, but this was no cliché cat up a tree, or urban badger gets a PHD drivel that we are accustomed to as we finish our dinner. No. On the 3rd of March 2010 viewers in the south of England were told a tale of a unique instance of inter species homicide; sometime in the early hours of the morning a fox was killed by a gang of chickens as it entered their coup…
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Tags: Accountants, Badger with PHD, censorship, Chicken Intelligence, Chickens, Cockerel, Darth Vader, Double Standards, Dude, Essex, Fox, Fred Dinenage, How 2, Inter Species Homicide, Irony, Jet Ski Squirrel, Mastermind, Matthew Broderick, Murder, News, No Rape, Polar Bear, programmes that are almost good, Revenge, sexy fun time, Small Chicken Sized Furniture, Terminator, The Lion King, Unusual and Hilarious, violence, Zombies
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Wednesday, January 13th, 2010
Gordon Brown: either miming the process of milking a cow or is creating a massive social faux pas...
After 12 years of Labour power, the Conservatives have risen like Lord Voldemort and we head into what is expected to be the closest election in decades. Labour vs Tory. Gordon Brown vs David Cameron. Investment vs Cuts. But is everything what is seems? Does it even matter? What can we do? Today the distance between the political system and who they are meant to serve – us, stands further than ever. The furore over the expenses scandal, the state of political reporting in the media and the effects of neoliberal economics all influencing who shapes society.
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Tags: Conservatives, Cuts, David Cameron, Democracy, Economics, Gordon Brown, House Of Commons, Investments, Jacko, Jade Goody, Joe Bloggs, Labour, Lord Voldemort, Middle Class Liberals, Neoliberal, New Labour, Peter Mandelson, Peter Vs Jordan, Political Party, Recession, Tony Blair, Tory, Trade Unions, Unexpected Manic Street Preachers Reference, Voters, X Factor
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Friday, January 8th, 2010
The cows of Wootton Bassett are not the centre of this controversy for once. But they are sure to be affected. How can they not be?
Wootton Bassett, deep within the murky depths of rural Wiltshire. Where farming is rife, the word “coin” has two syllables, and almost everything, including the people, are historical monuments of no less than five hundred years old. There’s Stonehenge where the Druids do their thang, Salisbury Cathedral where old people and priests do their thang, and that crazy “Magic” roundabout system in Swindon where nobody knows what the frick they’re doing. Not widely regarded as the most likely location for religious extremism…until now.
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