Glory like this could be yours
-Witney Short Film Festival-
Submissions for this years Witney Film Festival are now open. We are in search of innovating filmmakers to exhibit their work on the big screen in October. We encourage a diverse range of independant short films (upto 15 minutes) from any genre, including animation to showcase at the event
Alice pictured with Cheshire Cat in Wonderland sometime in the 1940's
An impatient white rabbit with a watch-fob lures a young girl down an impossibly large rabbit hole where, upon defying the simple laws of gravity by evading the impending splatter of her body on whatever may be lying in wait for her at the bottom, lands safely and embarks on many whimsical adventures. During her journey, the girl encounters growth, shrinkage, anthropomorphic playing cards, floating cats, and an excess of cups and saucers. As things begin to seem all too familiar, she ponders to herself “Have I seen this all before?” Yes dear, we all have, so many times. This is ‘Wonderland’ and you are Alice.
Bubo missing from 2010's Clash Of The Tit-Heads
There are no new ideas any more. This is what Hollywood is telling us. All humanity’s ideas were used up sometime in the last few years and have left us all scratching our collective heads about what we should do to entertain. That is until the next visionary with truly unique thinking and ideas is born from whom we can bask in their creative glory. Until then however, we as a species shall just remake everything that was made before but with a sneaky and rather clever twist. We shall make everything slightly worse. Example 1.A. the 2010 Clash Of The Titans remake.
"They could be great people Kal-El if they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way, this reason above all is why I send them you, my only son."
Moranis, Rick. D.O.B. 18.04.1953
Occupation: Actor.
How worthless it all seems when we can break a great man’s life into two bullet points.
Whilst of course being thankful that there wasn’t a second date to add, we must at least assume that one day Rick Moranis will die.
This is a real road. The road in the film is much more interesting. But fictional.
Hey remember me!!!?? I was Aragorn…..I was Aragorn! You know that brilliant trilogy I was in, with the little folk?! If you don’t remember his name, where have you been for the past decade? After a string of great performances and in all truths a lot of nudity, Viggo Mortensen is back and on the road in the hunt for an Oscar! (See what I did there?)
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