Advice (1)
Film (21)
- It's Not A Tumour Is Here To Help. We Believe Children (And Selected Adults) Are Our Future. Submissions For This Years Witney Film Festival Are Now Open...Dave Hammond Advertises, 01/07/2010
- King Of Kooky Tim Burton Makes Wacky Film Based On A Mad And Unrealistic Book With Crazy Characters With Johnny Depp And Helena Bonham Carter...Kim Haydon Reviews Alice In Wonderland, 11/04/2010 (3)
- You Know Needs Doing? Popular Culture Rape. We've Done Star Wars and Indiana Jones, We'll Do Clash Now Then Move On To Back To The Future After A Sit Down...Dave Hammond Reviews Clash Of The Titans, 11/04/2010 (7)
- It's Not A Tumour! Has Never Been One To Make Shocking Statements But...All The Worlds Problems Will Be Solved If Rick Moranis Returned...James Osey Looks At The Guiding Light, 21/01/2010 (10)
- Desperate To Repeat The Success Of Lord Of The Rings, Viggo Mortensen Stars In Another Film About People Walking...Mike Chilton Reviews The Road, 21/01/2010 (4)
- In The Next Exciting Issue Of The Amazing Spider-Man: Our Hero Has His Face Ripped Off And Replaced With Zac Efron Or Some Other Pre-Teen Irritant...Dave Hammond Looks At The Spider-Man Movie Franchise Reboot , 13/01/2010 (3)
- James Cameron's Low Budget, Modestly Paced, And Understated Film Is A Shock Success...Cris Reviews Avatar , 09/01/2010 (11)
- Turns Out A Deerstalker Is A Type Of Hat. Not A Type Of Weirdo. Doesn't Matter However Because There Aren't Either In This Film...Kesley Wilson Reviews Sherlock Holmes, 06/01/2010 (2)
- Brittany Murphy RIP, She Was Hot And Will Be Missed...Dave Hammond Pays His Respects, 21/12/2009 (9)
- We Want Brian Blessed To Play The Role Of Dusty Springfield In The Upcoming Biopic. He Has The Voice. Splice His Head On To Lindsey Lohan's Body. Now The Transformation Is Complete!...Kim Haydon Looks At Hollywood Body Doubles, 21/12/2009 (2)
- Larry Gopnick is A Serious Man. Very Serious And Seriously Jewish...Kesley Wilson Review A Serious Man, 21/12/2009
- It's The Next Best Thing To Looking Up An Old Mans Nose On Christmas...Kesley Wilson Reviews A Christmas Carol 3-D, 07/12/2009 (9)
- Why I Hate Jennifer Aniston By Kim Haydon, 07/12/2009 (31)
- Pensioner with Tension Deals Out Punishment In The Name Of All Things Good & The Daily Mail...Cris Reviews Harry Brown, 07/12/2009 (4)
- Something Resembling A Vampire Fighting Something Resembling A Werewolf, This Is Going To Be Awesome.....Right? Kesley Wilson (A Man) Went To See New Moon, 29/11/2009 (4)
- The Terminator Is Out There. It Can't Be Bargained With. It Doesn't Feel Pity, Or Remorse. And It Will Not Stop...However, It Is USB Compatible. Philip Maringer Reviews Terminator 4, 15/11/2009
- Ever Looked At A Goat And Wished It Were Dead?...Kesley Wilson Looks At Such A Film, 15/11/2009 (3)
- So it's about a Kooky Family? But It's Not Little Miss Sunhine 2 though?...Kim Haydon Reviews Little Miss Sunshine 2, 29/10/2009 (3)
- Will Ferrells Retarded Brother From That Film Joins Undead Circus...Kesley Wilson Reviews 'The Vampires Assisant', 29/10/2009 (4)
- An Englishman, Irishman & American Walk Into A Bar...To Replace Heath Ledger. Kesley Wilson Reviews 'The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus', 27/10/2009 (3)
- 'Cheers' Actor Battles The Undead.....Kesley Wilson Goes Out On A Day Trip To 'Zombieland', 27/10/2009 (2)
Music (3)
- Hayley Williams Is Lovely And Apparently Is Also In A Band Called "Paramount" Or Something (Probably After The Movie Studio. I Like Movies)...Kim Haydon Reviews Paramore At The Brighton Centre 17/12/09, 06/01/2010 (16)
- Song That Heavily Promotes Individuality Is Bought In Droves By Thousands Of People Doing The Same Thing At A Time Of Togetherness. Anyone Else See A Massive Contradiction?...Phil Maringer Examines 2009's Race For X-Mas No.1, 21/12/2009 (11)
- The Sensation That Is Music Keeps On Growing With 3 More "Music Albums" Released. When Will Music Run Out Of Steam?...Cris Examines, 15/11/2009 (1)
Politics (3)
- A Fox In The South Of England Is Brutally Murdered By A Gang Of Chickens. This Is Real News, Although It Sounds Made Up. It Really Isn't...Dave Hammond Investigates, 04/03/2010 (20)
- And Now For Something Completely Different. An Unbiased, Poorly Punctuated Look At British Politics...Vikhas Chechi Waves His Socialist Finger About , 13/01/2010 (4)
- It's Not A Tumour! Has Opinions. Important And Valid Opinions. Not Just About Jennifer Aniston, Doctor Who or The X-Factor. We Are Relevant...Kim Haydon Examines The Controversy Surrounding The Wootton Bassett Protest March, 08/01/2010 (3)
Technology (3)
- If You Ignore The Desperate Decaying Banshees Of Loose Women, Katie (The Rejected Missing Link) Price, Piers "What A Gobsh*te" Morgan, And Most Of The Other Drivel That Is On T.V. You Might Find Something Worth Watching...Kim Haydon Did That Very Thing, 20/03/2010 (2)
- Apple Unveil Strange Monolithic Omniscient Tablet, People Buy In Droves But Not Sure Why...Dave Gets Hands On With The Apple iPad, 30/01/2010 (1)
- Mac Vs P.C? Which One Is Better? Anybody Care?...Thom Harris Brings Nothing New To This Debate., 29/11/2009 (5)
Television (17)
- "WTF? LOLWUT? I Beg Your Pardon? What Is This? What Are These People Talking About And Why Are They Doing These Things? What'chu Talkin' 'bout Willis?" Are All Questions The Creators Of Lost Have Promised Answers To...Kim Haydon Reviews The Last Episode Of Lost, 04/06/2010
- Bearded Business Man Terrorises Children For One Hour For Several Weeks For The Viewing Pleasure Of Millions. Are You Not Entertained?!...Kim Haydon Supports Bullying And Watches The Junior Apprentice, 21/05/2010 (1)
- I Like That Bit In Skins When They All Get Pissed Up And Have A Right Laugh, I Love That Character That Is Popular Because He/She Is Cool But Troubled. I Connect With Him/Her...Kim Haydon Hates On Skins Series 4, 11/04/2010 (8)
- In My Day, These Young Scallywags Would Be Doing Their National Service Instead Of Going Out Until The Early Hours Being Outrageous And Trendy...Kim Haydon Looks At The New Series Of Skins, 12/02/2010 (2)
- So What Qualifications Did You get From Highschool? Well I Have a B- In Jazz Hand Theory, a C In Dancing In Unison, And an A+ In Grinning Inanely...Kim Haydon Watches Glee, 04/02/2010 (5)
- Celebrity Big Brother Is Back This Time With 100% Less Racism...Cris Looks At Said Programme , 13/01/2010 (6)
- After Negotiating With Satan For Several Months. Andrew Sachs Has Succeeded In Stage One Of His Plan To Ruin Jonathan Ross' Life...Alan Ferguson Takes A Look At Ross' BBC Departure., 13/01/2010 (2)
- Now Russell T. Davies Has Gone, We Can Look Forward To Doctor Who Without Peter Kay Monsters, Little Red People, Comedy Robots, Evil Santa's, and Evil Doodles...Dave Hammond Reviews Doctor Who 'The End Of Time', 06/01/2010 (3)
- "Doctor! Doctor! I Have A Problem! I Feel Like A Plot Device To Fill In The Spaces Between The Times When The NHS Staff Aren't Sleeping With Each Other"..."Well Sir, I Prescribe A Heavy Dose Of STFU While I Seduce Women"...Ben Partridge Examines BBC Hospital Dramas, 21/12/2009 (1)
- Channel 4 Awards Super ASBO's! Hilarity Ensues...Mike Chilton Reviews Misfits , 07/12/2009 (5)
- Rainy Romp On Red Planet Enjoyed By All, Spectacularly Soggy Spectacle, Wonderfully Watery etc...Dave Hammond Reviews Doctor Who "The Waters Of Mars", 29/11/2009 (5)
- Is Saturday Night Telly Called Saturday Night Telly So The Word "Turd" Can Be Sneaked Back Into The English Language?...Ben Partridge Watches Televison. , 29/11/2009 (1)
- Weeks Later It's Not A Tumour Has An Opinion About Something Or Other That Happened On X Factor...Well Kim Haydon Does Anyway., 15/11/2009 (3)
- Shit I lost your money, but hey, how about I pay you back? Channel 4 want me to do some website, I guess I’ll do it now…….., 15/11/2009
- Fearne Cotton Should F**k Off Back To Twitter... Kim Haydon Takes A Look At ITV's Latest Highbrow Show, 05/11/2009 (10)
- Lovely Music Based Pop Review About Nice Folk & Anti James Corden Propaganda By Mike Chilton, 29/10/2009 (5)
- Boobs, Bitches and ……Holy Shit Vampires!!!! Mike Chilton Takes A Look At 'True Blood', 28/10/2009 (5)
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Video Games (6)
- Aliens Versus A Different Type Of Alien Versus Humans. To The Aliens, Humans Must Appear Rather Alien. Aliens Versus Aliens From Different Perspectives (If You Are An Alien)...Dave Hammond Reviews Aliens vs Predator., 21/03/2010 (4)
- King Of The Iron Fist Tournament Still Remains The Safe Haven For Those Who Hate The Elderly, Women, Animals, Most Ethnic Groups, And Mythical Beasts And Want To Give Them A Damn Good Thrashing...Sam Divey Reviews Tekken 6 , 04/02/2010 (3)
- If 'God Of War' and 'Legend Of Zelda' Failed To Watch Jeremy Kyle And Didn't Take Precautions In The Bedroom This Is What You'd Get...Jake Bailey Reviews Darksiders, 21/01/2010
- Man In White Hood Runs Around Killing People Of Different Religious Beliefs & Nationalities. This Wasn't Always Ok Was It?...Sam Divey Reviews Assassin's Creed II, 07/12/2009 (4)
- Perfectly Pixelated Bottoms and Big Guns... Jake Bailey Reviews Borderlands, 05/11/2009
- No You Idiot The R2 Button Is To Scoop Out Eyeballs & R1 Is To Rape! Thom Harris Looks At Video Game Violence, 29/10/2009 (4)
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